Mechanics Enthusiast Mugs

'I'll say this for it - It keeps him out of the house.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Moses and the bridge.

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"Never marry an engineer."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"On your mark! Get set!"

"You've got a few screws loose."

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Bagging the Chipmunk

Man checks the gears in his chest.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Jeremy Clarkson

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

Lighting a Pipe