Machinery Enthusiast Mugs

'Why didn't you get a company car like everyone else?'

"Can you describe it?"

The latest construction safety device: air bags on jack hammers.

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Never marry an engineer."

Moses and the bridge.

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"On your mark! Get set!"

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

Man checks the gears in his chest.

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

Lighting a Pipe

A cheese grader