Machine Maintenance Enthusiast Mugs

A robot standing in a bathroom with a hand mirror in his hand inserting new batteries into the back of his head.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

The Hammer

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Crane fishing

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

When did you last have your oil changed?

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'It's an old work injury.'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."