Machinery Fanatic Mugs

"Eere Bert, I've got an itch just below the shoulder blade."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"On your mark! Get set!"

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Bagging the Chipmunk

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Lighting a Pipe

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

A cheese grader

Combined Harvester

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

Cat flap for a truck.

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

"I find things go around in cycles."

Factory Smoke

Milk production

'We're de-salting water?'

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

"So how many extra widgets do we have to produce to pay for the surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets?"

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).