Machinery Fanatic Gifts

"Eere Bert, I've got an itch just below the shoulder blade."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"On your mark! Get set!"

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Bagging the Chipmunk

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Lighting a Pipe

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

A cheese grader

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Combined Harvester

"Your resume is impressive, Phillips, but I just don't think you'd be a good fit for us."

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

Cat flap for a truck.

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

"I find things go around in cycles."

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

Factory Smoke

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

'We're de-salting water?'

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

Milk production

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

"So how many extra widgets do we have to produce to pay for the surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets?"

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'