Machine Enthusiasts Gifts

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"On your mark! Get set!"

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

Bagging the Chipmunk

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

Biker and Cyclist.

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

Man checks the gears in his chest.

A cheese grader

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Lighting a Pipe

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

Combined Harvester

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Jeremy Clarkson

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

Cat flap for a truck.

"He adored that old car !"

'I think I've found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride.'

"I find things go around in cycles."

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

Milk production

My dad loves his motor.