Quirky Machine Enthusiast Gifts

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

Football Crazy strip six

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Book Worm

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"On your mark! Get set!"

'What's wrong with you?'

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Man checks the gears in his chest.

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

Telephone Box

Bagging the Chipmunk

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

Llama training

A cheese grader

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Lighting a Pipe

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

Combined Harvester

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

Cat flap for a truck.

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."