Quirky Machine Enthusiast Pillows

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Fishing for Birds

Football Crazy strip six

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Book Worm

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"On your mark! Get set!"

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Man checks the gears in his chest.

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

Telephone Box

Llama training

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Combined Harvester

A cheese grader

Lighting a Pipe

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

Cat flap for a truck.

"I find things go around in cycles."