Quirky Gear Enthusiast Pillows

People come to terms with the permanent threat of terrorism.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

Dry Cleaning

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'

'After that, Ron would always open books about new hobbies before buying the equipment.'

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

"Its the three wheelers that catch you out"

Recall notice

Skier with an anchor.

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

Before settling on knives, the Swiss army tried lots of things... like this banana with tweezers and a corkscrew.

Off Road Wellies

Your car can be any shape you desire

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

"This looked so much bigger at the store..."

'I told him he never should have bought that two-sided watch.'

Garden Centre mowers

"All of our cars are made out of 100% recycled refrigerators!"