Quirky Headgear Enthusiast Pillows

Wally is nearly 100% squirrel proof.

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

Hats

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

'I found him on the internet.'

New for aging dogs: Grecian Canine Formula.

'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'

Sushi hats

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

Kei Nishikori

"Yes, I still wear my Harvard ring. It helps when I slug someone."

People come to terms with the permanent threat of terrorism.

Before settling on knives, the Swiss army tried lots of things... like this banana with tweezers and a corkscrew.

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

Garden Centre mowers

'Bob was horrified when he realised that he'd mixed up the perscriptions'

Other than wearing your house key on a lanyard around your neck, there's nothing seriously wrong with you.

Fly fisherman just hooked neighbor's hat.

"We did everything modern science could do, but there are some things we just haven't learned."

Crucifix Spoon

'...the...civil service does not feel able to use your stamp and envelope licking device...'

'Typical village match. He has his pads strapped to his wellies.'

'You grab her silly hat and I'll lick his crotch.'

"Go on laughing and make my day punk!"

"Do we have any size ones in stock?"

Burt rarely went on a first date without his cellulite detector,

'Actually I'm a subscriber to the deterent effect myself.'

Sear Glasses