Quirky Headgear Enthusiasts Pillows

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

'Actually I'm a subscriber to the deterent effect myself.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"Whose tie?"

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Hats

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

"It's not a backpack."

'I found him on the internet.'

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

Sushi hats

"Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your parrot's clip-on."

I wanted gloves without fingers!

Detention Anklets

"Just put in 'guy who wears a toilet on his back' and I should pop right up."

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

'I do have a mask on.'

Kei Nishikori

"Yes, I still wear my Harvard ring. It helps when I slug someone."

People come to terms with the permanent threat of terrorism.

'I'm no good at doing bodies!'

'Bob was horrified when he realised that he'd mixed up the perscriptions'

Other than wearing your house key on a lanyard around your neck, there's nothing seriously wrong with you.

'Cool, I finally found it after weeks of searching. . . the end of my key chain lanyard.'

I tried a nicotine patch, but I found that the smoke alarm works better.