Headwear Enthusiast Pillows

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Scarf puts hat back on.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

The Bearskin Hat Family

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'