Novelty Headwear Enthusiast Pillows

Sushi hats

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"1-1"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'Please enter your pin now.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

Hat Wars.

They will too notice.

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'

"Ahem."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'