Novelty Headwear Enthusiast Pillows

Sushi hats

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"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'Please enter your pin now.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

Hat Wars.

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

A Woman's Conquests.

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'