Headgear Enthusiast Pillows

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"It's called being preemptive."

Snake with headphones.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Election Cancelling Headphones

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

Hats

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

Dry Cleaning

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

Modern teenager.

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'