Headgear Enthusiast Mugs

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"It's called being preemptive."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Snake with headphones.

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

Election Cancelling Headphones

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

Hats

Dry Cleaning

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Modern teenager.