Headwear Collector Pillows

Beaten up old lady considers cubs caps in police photo fit

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Beanirrito"

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Hombre's Best Friend.

Victorian Gentleman

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I know your mother."

"Long Johns Silver."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

"Perhaps this one, sir."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Drinking Hats

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Bad Outfit Alarm.