Outerwear Collector Pillows

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Fake fur coat and no knickers

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

I love my cape

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"Long Johns Silver."

"It was a crime of fashion."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Bad Outfit Alarm.

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

Campaign for real beer bellies.

She can never resist another pair of shoes...

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

I Can Smell BeerI can Smell Fear.

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Well this is awkward.'

Soulmates.

I have a press for every day of the year!

'I see you've gone digital.'

Pregnant lady's shirt says 'Baby' with arrow pointing to tummy, Husband's shirt says 'Blubber' with arrow pointing to tummy

Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"

Oxford costume