Winter Wear Collector Pillows

'Here comes mine.' Mum with pointy hat identifies her child in the crowd as they're also wearing a pointy hat.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Keeping warm.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Infinity scarf"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'You'll grow into it!'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

Academia in Winter

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

A penguin wearing a hoodie

The Moth Menace.

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Faux fur coat and no knickers

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."

'Well this is awkward.'

Man with a Hooie on his back. Wife saying..

I wanted gloves without fingers!

"It's finally fur coat weather."

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."