Winter Wear Collector Pillows

'Here comes mine.' Mum with pointy hat identifies her child in the crowd as they're also wearing a pointy hat.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Keeping warm.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Infinity scarf"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

'You'll grow into it!'

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Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"Ah, sweatpants."

Academia in Winter

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"Is the baby sideways?"

A penguin wearing a hoodie

The Moth Menace.

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

Faux fur coat and no knickers

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."

'Well this is awkward.'

I wanted gloves without fingers!

Man with a Hooie on his back. Wife saying..

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."