Winter Wear Enthusiast Pillows

"You should be wearing something on your head, young man! Look at you grandpa. He never goes outside in this kind of weather without wearing his earmuffs."

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Good News about winter

Polar bear bowling alley

Keeping warm.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Midwest Winter Items.

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Slippery, huh?"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"