Winter Style Enthusiast Pillows

"We look better in winter."

Fur coat and no knickers.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Good News about winter

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Canada Goose Jackets

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Midwest Winter Items.

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Let it go, Amy.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Slippery, huh?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"It's her first snowman."

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "