Winter Wardrobe Fanatic Pillows

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Oi to the world!

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Lion in Winter

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'How does this one feel?'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"It's a midriff warmer."

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

A penguin wearing a hoodie

"Sorry. Full."

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Faux fur coat and no knickers

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'