Winter Wardrobe Lover Pillows

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Oi to the world!

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'How does this one feel?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Lion in Winter

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

A penguin wearing a hoodie

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Faux fur coat and no knickers

"It warms my heart to see their look of hope that we might not just buy it online."

Snow Business

"I hate the winter. You have to bite through coat collars and scarves and so your mouth is always full of fibres."

'He was bused in from another district.'

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

'Now let's try with the lining.'

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

'It's goose down.'

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

"Time to reboot our winter wardrobe?"