Winter Wardrobe Lover Pillows

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Oi to the world!

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

'How does this one feel?'

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

My tail's cold.

A penguin wearing a hoodie

Sub-Zero Gravity

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

Bobbie's mom had a way of making him tier up.

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Faux fur coat and no knickers

"It warms my heart to see their look of hope that we might not just buy it online."

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

"I hate the winter. You have to bite through coat collars and scarves and so your mouth is always full of fibres."

Snow Business

'It's goose down.'

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

'Now let's try with the lining.'

"Time to reboot our winter wardrobe?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."