Winter Wardrobe Enthusiast Pillows

"I don't care if it's cold outside, those were my favourite wool socks!"

'Now let's try with the lining.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Keeping warm.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Oi to the world!

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'How does this one feel?'

'You'll grow into it!'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"It's a midriff warmer."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Academia in Winter

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

A penguin wearing a hoodie

The Moth Menace.

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'