Winter Wardrobe Collector Pillows

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

A penguin wearing a hoodie

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Faux fur coat and no knickers

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

'It's goose down.'

'He was bused in from another district.'

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

'Now let's try with the lining.'

Snow Business

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

'I'm in the job market. . .'

Snowbird Garage Sale!

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"

'What do you mean, where have all the bare midriffs gone?. . .'

Winter Fashion...

I'm getting a fur coat.

"Is the baby sideways?"

"We look better in winter."

"I don't care if it's cold outside, those were my favourite wool socks!"

'Here comes mine.' Mum with pointy hat identifies her child in the crowd as they're also wearing a pointy hat.

"Ugh, winter clothes already?"

Luke warm reception