Winter Wardrobe Collector T-Shirts

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

A penguin wearing a hoodie

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

Faux fur coat and no knickers

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'Now let's try with the lining.'

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

'He was bused in from another district.'

'It's goose down.'

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

Snow Business

Snowbird Garage Sale!

'I'm in the job market. . .'

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

'What do you mean, where have all the bare midriffs gone?. . .'

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"

I'm getting a fur coat.

"Is the baby sideways?"

Winter Fashion...

"I don't care if it's cold outside, those were my favourite wool socks!"

'Here comes mine.' Mum with pointy hat identifies her child in the crowd as they're also wearing a pointy hat.

"We look better in winter."

Luke warm reception

'When you said that you were 'putting on two coats today' I thought you were just cold...'

"Ugh, winter clothes already?"