Winter Wardrobe Warrior T-Shirts

"Ugh, winter clothes already?"

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Lion in Winter

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Jeans Styles

Ice Sculpting Class.

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

"Don't get mad at me - you're the one who threw your robe in the dryer."

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

A penguin wearing a hoodie

The Moth Menace.