Winter Wardrobe Warrior Gifts

"Ugh, winter clothes already?"

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Lion in Winter

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

Jeans Styles

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

Ice Sculpting Class.

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

The Moth Menace.

A penguin wearing a hoodie

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

'Where impulsive buying leaves off, impulsive selling begins.'