Winter Wardrobe Wizard Gifts

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Keeping warm.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Puss in Heels

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Easter Egg

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Oi to the world!

"Infinity scarf"

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'How does this one feel?'

'You'll grow into it!'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

Academia in Winter

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'