Winter Wardrobe Curator Gifts

'It's goose down.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Lion in Winter

Academia in Winter

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'You must have something in my size?'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

A penguin wearing a hoodie

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

A witch gets ready to go out

'Now let's try with the lining.'

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

Hi, Emily. Can you come over? I'm picking out my top outfits for school. I want to look good and � There's no one here to show them to.

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

Snow Business

Sunglasses Wardrobe

Snowbird Garage Sale!

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

Why won't women wear last year's clothes?

'I'm in the job market. . .'

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"