Winter Wardrobe Curator T-Shirts

'It's goose down.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Lion in Winter

Academia in Winter

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

'You must have something in my size?'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

A penguin wearing a hoodie

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

'Now let's try with the lining.'

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

A witch gets ready to go out

Snow Business

Sunglasses Wardrobe

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

Snowbird Garage Sale!

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

'I'm in the job market. . .'

Why won't women wear last year's clothes?

A scarf combined with a leash.