Winter Wardrobe Stylist T-Shirts

Woman with fur coat reading book, "Fur coat owners self defence course"

'I'm in the job market. . .'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Oi to the world!

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

'How does this one feel?'

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

My tail's cold.

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

A penguin wearing a hoodie

"Sorry. Full."

Bobbie's mom had a way of making him tier up.

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

Sub-Zero Gravity

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'