Winter Wear Stylist T-Shirts

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

Keeping warm.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Oi to the world!

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Infinity scarf"

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'You'll grow into it!'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'How does this one feel?'

Lion in Winter

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Academia in Winter

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."