Winter Style T-Shirts

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

Keeping warm.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Oi to the world!

"Infinity scarf"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'You'll grow into it!'

'How does this one feel?'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Lion in Winter

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Academia in Winter

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'