Winter Fashion Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Is the baby sideways?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Oi to the world!

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'How does this one feel?'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

A penguin wearing a hoodie

"Sorry. Full."

Faux fur coat and no knickers

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'