Winter Fashion Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Is the baby sideways?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Oi to the world!

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'How does this one feel?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

My tail's cold.

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

A penguin wearing a hoodie

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

Sub-Zero Gravity

"Sorry. Full."

Bobbie's mom had a way of making him tier up.

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'