Winter Style Gifts

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

Keeping warm.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Infinity scarf"

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Oi to the world!

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Lion in Winter

'How does this one feel?'

'You'll grow into it!'

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Academia in Winter

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

My tail's cold.

"Is the baby sideways?"