Cold Weather Fashion Gifts

"I'd move to Florida if I didn't have so much invested in sweaters."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Romance

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Keeping warm.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Infinity scarf"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Oi to the world!

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

Lion in Winter

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'You'll grow into it!'

'How does this one feel?'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Academia in Winter

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"It's a midriff warmer."

Christmas Socks

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

My tail's cold.