Winter Fashion Enthusiast Gifts

Snow Business

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

A Guide to Winter Coats

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'The first thing you should know is that if I tie a scarf to the doorknob, that means it's cold outside, and you should probably wear a scarf.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Oi to the world!

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

'How does this one feel?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

Academia in Winter

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"It's a midriff warmer."

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

My tail's cold.

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

A penguin wearing a hoodie

"Sorry. Full."

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."