Winter Style Enthusiast Gifts

"We look better in winter."

Fur coat and no knickers.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Good News about winter

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Canada Goose Jackets

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Midwest Winter Items.

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'Let it go, Amy.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Slippery, huh?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"It's her first snowman."

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'