Winter Fashion Lover Gifts

Faux fur coat and no knickers

I'm getting a fur coat.

Luke warm reception

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Oi to the world!

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'How does this one feel?'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

My tail's cold.

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

A penguin wearing a hoodie

"Sorry. Full."

Bobbie's mom had a way of making him tier up.

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'