Winter Fashion Lover Pillows

Faux fur coat and no knickers

I'm getting a fur coat.

Luke warm reception

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Oi to the world!

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Lion in Winter

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'How does this one feel?'

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"It's a midriff warmer."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

A penguin wearing a hoodie

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

"Sorry. Full."

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

"If your facial expression would normally convey sarcasm, blink twice."