Winter Fashionistas Pillows

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I hate the winter. You have to bite through coat collars and scarves and so your mouth is always full of fibres."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Oi to the world!

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'How does this one feel?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

"Sorry. Full."

"Keep the holiday beard, by all means, but please lose the hat."

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

Faux fur coat and no knickers

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'