Winter Fashionistas Mugs

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I hate the winter. You have to bite through coat collars and scarves and so your mouth is always full of fibres."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Oi to the world!

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Lion in Winter

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'How does this one feel?'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

My tail's cold.

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

"Keep the holiday beard, by all means, but please lose the hat."

Sub-Zero Gravity

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

"Sorry. Full."

Bobbie's mom had a way of making him tier up.

Faux fur coat and no knickers