Winter Fashion Pillows

"My mom was cold."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

"It warms my heart to see their look of hope that we might not just buy it online."

My tail's cold.

'How does this one feel?'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Lion in Winter

Winter warmers, using cats to keep warm.

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"

Romance

Bobbie's mom had a way of making him tier up.

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Sub-Zero Gravity

Oi to the world!

'What do you mean, where have all the bare midriffs gone?. . .'

Office Heating

"I can't wear that hat. I have to protect my product."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"I think those are mine."

"Time to reboot our winter wardrobe?"

"It's a midriff warmer."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Keeping warm.

Canada Goose Jackets

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Infinity scarf"

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."