Winter Fashion Pillows

"My mom was cold."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"It warms my heart to see their look of hope that we might not just buy it online."

'How does this one feel?'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Lion in Winter

Winter warmers, using cats to keep warm.

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"

Romance

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Oi to the world!

'What do you mean, where have all the bare midriffs gone?. . .'

Office Heating

"I can't wear that hat. I have to protect my product."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"I think those are mine."

"Time to reboot our winter wardrobe?"

"It's a midriff warmer."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Keeping warm.

Canada Goose Jackets

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Infinity scarf"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'