Cold Weather Fashion Pillows

"I'd move to Florida if I didn't have so much invested in sweaters."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Keeping warm.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Infinity scarf"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Oi to the world!

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'How does this one feel?'

'You'll grow into it!'

Lion in Winter

Academia in Winter

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Christmas Socks

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"It's a midriff warmer."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."