Cold Weather Fashionistas Pillows

"They say wind chill makes it feel like 23."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Oi to the world!

Lion in Winter

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'How does this one feel?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

New for Fall

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

"Sorry. Full."

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'