Winter Fashion Fan Pillows

'Aww, gee, Mom! None of the other kids wear cup sleeves when it's cold...'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Oi to the world!

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'How does this one feel?'

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

A penguin wearing a hoodie

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

"Sorry. Full."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."