Winter Fashion Fan Gifts

'Aww, gee, Mom! None of the other kids wear cup sleeves when it's cold...'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Oi to the world!

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Lion in Winter

'How does this one feel?'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"It's a midriff warmer."

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

My tail's cold.

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

A penguin wearing a hoodie

Bobbie's mom had a way of making him tier up.

"Sorry. Full."

Sub-Zero Gravity

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."