Winter Season Fan Gifts

"Tommy!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Recalculating

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Possums that ski.

Trawling for Fish.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Triple Sock Cow

Low Noon.

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"I prefer snow person."

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.