Winter Sports Fan Gifts

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Those winter tires you sold me don't work!!'

"I take it that you've hurt yourself skiing."

Skier being read last rites.

Speedy ski lift.

Eskimo sees vending machine that sells Slipping Insurance $5.

Skier sees a sign while skiing down mountain: Welcome To Turk's Alpine Jungle Caution next 1/4 Mile No Snow.

"I don't believe it - he's forgot the soda again!"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Luckily, I had some Valium with me !"

'Sorry I'm overdue but I've been in hospital!'

T-Rex Bobsled

Beijing 2022

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Skier with chocks.

Ski-lift clothes line.

Bobsled Chase.

Skier with an anchor.

'Well, it is a record of sorts.'

'It's the third time today for him . . .'

Winter Olympics

The Christmas Rescue Dog

26 Inch Clearance.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Someone may try to pull your leg this afternoon.

'Avalanche!'

Ice Skating Cow

'OK! Nothing to ski here, folks! Move along! Snow's over!'

"We may need to run a dope test..."

Artificial Ski-Slope: Closed due to snow.

Recalculating

Sochi Saftey

Baguette Skiing

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"I am going to vote....I may be sometime!"