Winter Sports Fan Gifts

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Potato Crashes into Tree, While the Rest of His Features Ski On.

'Those winter tires you sold me don't work!!'

"I take it that you've hurt yourself skiing."

Skier being read last rites.

Speedy ski lift.

"Luckily, I had some Valium with me !"

'Sorry I'm overdue but I've been in hospital!'

Eskimo sees vending machine that sells Slipping Insurance $5.

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I don't believe it - he's forgot the soda again!"

T-Rex Bobsled

Beijing 2022

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Skier sees a sign while skiing down mountain: Welcome To Turk's Alpine Jungle Caution next 1/4 Mile No Snow.

Baguette Skiing

"I am going to vote....I may be sometime!"

The Snow Leopard

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Will Jusos stop the German coalition?

Beijing 2022

"Huh. It feels soft to me, Professor."

Sochi Saftey

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

26 Inch Clearance.

The Christmas Rescue Dog

Skier with chocks.

Ski-lift clothes line.

Bobsled Chase.

Skier with an anchor.

'Well, it is a record of sorts.'

'It's the third time today for him . . .'

Winter Olympics

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.