Snow Sports Fan Gifts

'I'm just saying, I think abominable sems a bit harsh!'

'The equipment for our off season, cut price, surprise holiday has arrived'

"I dropped my phone. Would you mind skiing the 20 miles back up hill to find it? I would do it, but I'm out of shape and lazy."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

First aid in mountains

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Polar bear bowling alley

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Winter Weather.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'Fine. And you?'

The polar olympics

Bunny Hill

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Ice Fishing

Recalculating

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Possums that ski.

Dog Igloo.

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"I love this time of year."